My brain says no but my pants say off.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
