Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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