i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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