woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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