I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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