I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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