Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
