If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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