I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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