She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
being pregnant is like rehab
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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