Umm I'm too high to move.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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