He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
wow bdsm is so cute
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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