D3 body, D1 cock
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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