Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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