He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl