Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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