Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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