just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Randomize
