U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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