I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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