i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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