We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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