"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
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When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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