My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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