I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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