All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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