Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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