u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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Hold me and let me compliment your butt
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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