Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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