I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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