Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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