Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Alive.
So much puke
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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