I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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