Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
