I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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