I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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