you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
mondays should just be called national damage control day
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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