I must be too annoying 4 u.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I need water and some morals
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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