Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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