So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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