nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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