awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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