She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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