im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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