I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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