You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Randomize
