the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
i've created a new STD.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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