they need to just BURY HIM!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first