I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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