The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Sorry my hands just texted you
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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