Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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