Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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