He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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