Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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