I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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