You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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